Archive for March, 2009

Fast Food Restuarants – where idiots work?

March 22, 2009

I mean really, what is it with people that work at fast food joints?  Do they not speak english?  Do they not understand english?  Do they not have any common sense? 

First of all, if I am at a drive through, where do you think I’m going to eat that meal?  Probably 90% of the time it will be IN THE CAR!  Therefore, napkins are a must!  As are straws if I have ordered a drink.  Why would you think that I could drink my soda while driving without a straw?  And why would you give me my drink sans straw.  Then make me pull up because my order is not done yet, sans straw? 

And back to napkins?  If I order a Whopper, I am going to need a nakpin!  If I order a chili dog, NAPKIN!  I’m in the car, I don’t have a pantry in the car where I can just go get a napkin.  I’m IN THE CAR!

And when I order, why can’t they give me my order correctly?  The other day I asked for a single with swiss cheese, ketchup and mustard only.  She repeated that I ordered a single with cheese.  I said, you have that as swiss cheese right?  Yes she says.  Swiss cheese.

Well, its a damn good thing I checked my order before I pulled away.  I had a single with american cheese.  Now, do they think I’m stupid?  Do they think that I will mistake american cheese for swiss cheese?  I guess they think that I won’t notice until I am pulled out of the parking lot and won’t do anything about it.  Oh honey, yes you can bet I will do something about it.  If I order a burger with swiss, you had dam well better give me a burger with swiss!  I’ve worked at a fast food restaurant before, its not that hard to get orders correct!  Oh, but I forgot, these days only idiots can work at fast food restaurants!

I got the dirtiest look when I stayed at the window for someone to notice I was still there, then gave them the sandwich back and asked for the right one.  I so wanted to ask her why I didn’t get swiss when I specifically asked her if she had heard me correctly.  And she repeated it back to me correctly.  I was worried I might get something nasty on my sandwich… I kept her tongue lashing for another day.

Wrong orders happen more often than not these days.  What really kills me is when I get a wrong order and I”m the only one in the drive thru!  Now really!  IDIOTS I tell you!

And change!  When they hand you your change back, they put the bills in your had first, then the change on top!  Half the time the change gets spilled in the car as I try to put the money back in my purse.  Please, place the change in my palm, then give me the bills!  Thank goodness the registers these days tell you how much change to give back.  I sure don’t know what would happen if they had to figure that out on their own. 

 Here, let me help you, count it up.  If my total is $4.49 and I give you a $20.  Start with $4.49, give me a penny and that’s $4.50, then two quarters is $5.00, then a $5 and a $10 and that’s $20!  See how easy that was?  You don’t have to subtract a thing!

So, beware when you go through a drive thru!  Its where idiots work!